i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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