what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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