I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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