I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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