"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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