it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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