I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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