I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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