what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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