she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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