How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
false alarm, still single
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