Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
