Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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