I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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