yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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