Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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