Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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