Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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