Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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