I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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