so that wasnt chicken after all
I cockslap morals
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
