He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
