How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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