Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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