Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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