i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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