That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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