So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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