Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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