should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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