i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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