butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Even my vagina gasped.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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