Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize