But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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