If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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