There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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