she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
