You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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