covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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