Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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