So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
