Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Im part way to drunk.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Randomize
