You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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