This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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