Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
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