I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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