This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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