we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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