Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
and she was petting her beer can
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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