Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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