You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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