capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
please don't ironically join a cult
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