It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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