Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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