On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Randomize
