Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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