stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
