Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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