Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize